something you've got to try

There once was a packet of Jasmine. It smelled okay but it was too strong for Mom Jensen to enjoy so she gave it to Kylee. Kylee looked at the packet and thought," Hey that would go great in our underwear drawer!" The oversight of this thought was that Jake shares the same drawer. He walks in the room to gets some new G's and finds a pink packet of smell directly on top of his whites. Oh well. The Problem was not that the packet was pink, it was that now Jake smells like a Girl. Kylee made no attempt to hide this fact and started giggling. Jake was thus the victim of needless jokes.
But jake saw the packet and thought," Ah HA!" He pulled out the brand new vacuume and stuck in in next to the vacuume bag. And then he tried vacuuming the front room. WOW! it was great and not too powerful, and best of all its the house that smells like a girl, NOT JAKE. Try it out!

~Jake, I'm a house keeper not a girl